What is Gerbil Packing?
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The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.
I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.
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Children. Single folks, you know what I'm talking about.
No, no, you're really sweet, but I didn't know you had six kid..