Gergis

What is Gergis?


1.

A massive stick of butter used to fight off dangerous koala bears.

Norby (look that up here) - Thank goodness I had my trusty gergis at hand! Otherwise I would have been a gonner.

Nim-Nimz - WOOKiE!

2.

takin a big ripper on a couch while eating macaroni and cheese

Did you hear that gergis?

3.

1) A 300+ pound woman who shouts hamburgers out of her bosoms of love.

2)Shriviled up grandpa flabs which have been rubbed down with a mixture of natural oils and ground-up Special K cereal.

1)I hate going over your house 'cause your mom is a mean old gergis.

2)One time an old granps showed some girl his gergi (plural), she died.

4.

1) A ridiculously overweight walrus who loves to grind Oat Bran into his abdomen.

I wish I knew where to look for the mythical gergises.

5.

Adj: good lookin' in some parts of West Virginia, or being able to look through keyholes at the same time.

Synonime: Purdy

If my Aunt didn't have a mustache shed be Gergis.

Boy my sister sure is Gergis, cept for the mustache.

6.

N: a person with only nine toenails, more often than not a Crosby, Stills, and Nash fan.

Wow, that is a gergis if i ever saw one.

Damn look at that gergis.

See Butch

7.

someone who doesn't sweat much for a fat girl.

She don't sweat much for a fat girl.


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