Gerk Edit Meaning

1.

1. Another name for penis

2. An extremely cool personguy :D

Gerk = teh pwn

2.

a geek and dork put together

Martin is a gerk but he is mine.

3.

A combination of the words Dork, Nerd, and Geek.

Dude, your such a gerk. You have an A+ in every class, and you are a spammer.

See dork, nerd, geek, derk, spammer

4.

A geek who acts like a jerk.

That tech service guy was such a gerk!

See jerk, geek, nerd, techie, mean

5.

v: the act of masturbating; wacking off; rubbing one out; punching the clown; choking the chicken; shaking hands with the unemployed; firing off some knuckle childreg; beating your fucking meat

Hey man, my mom caught me gerking last night with my sports illustrated for kids magazine on my bed.

See beat off, wack off, spank the monkey, masturbate, rub one out

6.

to have sex

damn u gerked last night

See sex, oral, anal, women, men

7.

Secret society formed in the fall of 1971. It's sole purpose is to manipulate, and antagonize the human race. Heavily involved in advanced mind control techniques, the society molds political climates from an invisible distance. Induction into the organization is performed through a ritualistic ceremony known as "The De-warting".

Members, sometimes referred to as gerks, are scattered throughout the world. Their careers vary amongst the group, but most assume low-profile occupations as cover, and to avoid unnecessary attention to the society.

This has to be the workings of a Gerk conspiracy. No human could pull this crap off, and get away with it.

See secret, society, illuminati, humans, gerk, dewart

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