Gerkin Edit Meaning

1.

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.

Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.

See Lazer

2.

what we call pickles down under

I'm hungry for some gerkins

3.

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

4.

A male merkin. Usually used to cover up something you picked up in Vegas or unsightly scars from that vacuum "accident" as a teen.

Hey Brooke, check out my sporty new gerkin! It keeps my cock nice and cozy.

See merkin, pubic wig, pubic hair, balls

5.

Small, of less size or value

Your weiner is gerkin.

6.

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.

Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!

See Simon

7.

Another term for black person because of the similarity of a dark little pickle.

"Hey gerkin!! Get the hell away from my bike..."