What is Gerkin?
1.
Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.
Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.
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He's busy jerking his gerkin.
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2.
what we call pickles down under
I'm hungry for some gerkins
3.
The commander of a great ballsack army.
"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"
"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."
4.
A male merkin. Usually used to cover up something you picked up in Vegas or unsightly scars from that vacuum "accident" as a teen.
Hey Brooke, check out my sporty new gerkin! It keeps my cock nice and cozy.
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5.
Small, of less size or value
Your weiner is gerkin.
6.
A very, very tall and very,very thin person.
Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!
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7.
Another term for black person because of the similarity of a dark little pickle.
"Hey gerkin!! Get the hell away from my bike..."
