What is Gerkin' Your Gerkin?
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Masterbaiting
ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin
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Buffin the ruby
Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!
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spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished
sometimes when i get board..............
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Random Words:
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a fat cock
"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"..
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A strange and obfuscated word, often used to express extreme surprise and/or delight at something. Thought up by Avarik at the 1337 foru..
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A guy stands up and does anal on a girl but grabs her feet and goes up and down like a jackhammer.
He gave me an unexpected Boston Jack..
