Gerkin' Your Gerkin

What is Gerkin' Your Gerkin?


1.

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

2.

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

See Wayne

3.

spankin the monkey

shootin puddy at the moon!!!!

chokin the chicken

getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

See bob


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