What is Gerkin' Your Gerkin?
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Masterbaiting
ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin
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Buffin the ruby
Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!
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spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished
sometimes when i get board..............
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