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Humping a soapy washcloth in the bottom of a dry bathtub. (a form of masturbation)
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A shit so massive, that when flushed, it breaks in two and carries its passengers to the depths.
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An affliction which causes people to think they are way hotter than they really are. This affliction often leads to heinous wardrobe ch..