What is German?
1.
A person from Germany. Not a Nazi, because it IS OUTLAWED IN GERMANY, AND I'M SURE NO SELF-RESPECTING GERMAN WOULD WANT TO BE TARRED WITH THE SAME BRUSH AS HITLER.
That person is from Germany. They are German.
2.
German people are so cool
they're from germany, most of them are really hot and they are NOT nazis!!that was a long time ago and its over! so don't call anyone who's german a fucking nazi!
German are so G!
"ohh look at that german girl she's so hot!"
germans are so fucking cool
3.
A group that, along with blacks and puerto ricans, have the largest average penis size
Blacks, Germans, and Puerto Ricans have massive cocks.
4.
Orgasmic beings residing in the land of Germany.
They be gorgeous and they have a very sexy language ;-)
I LOVE Germans
Ich liebe Deutschlanderin
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5.
In all realms and walks of life, that which is simultaneously feared and admired, and on occassion critized and forceably restrained, but always greatly respected by the world at large.
Opposite from that which is French. Rarely ever feared. Jealously critical of things not French, and commands so little respect from the world at large that if you gathered up all the worldwide respect the French could muster; formed it into a ball and set it on the edge of a razor blade and then magnified it a thousand times, it would look like a BB rolling around on a four-lane highway.
Dude1--"Say....dude2, could you make me up a list of all the significant things Germans are known for?"
Dude2--"Uhhh...gee...how much freakin' time have you got dude?...that's gonna take me awhile.
Dude1--"Never mind...just get me a list of all the significant things the French are known for."
Dude2--"No problem dude...hand me your business card and I'll just scribble them on the back...."
A; The Eiffel Tower.
B; Whimpy-ass egg recipies.
Dude1---"Thanks dude...later...gotta run.
6.
n. language spoken in several European countries (Germany, Austria, Eastern Switzerland, Northern Italy). German has a very complicated/confusing grammatical structure and tends to sound very harsh to non-German speakers. Differences in local dialects can effectively hinder communications between parts of the population. Words can reach amazing lenghts through more or less sensible combinations (see below).
For Trekkies: Similarities to Klingon pronounciation are evident.
Überschallgeschwindigkeitsflugzeug = an airplane capable of supersonic speeds
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7.
somebody who is really hot
**** is really hot and so is his brother ***
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