German Alarm Clock

What is German Alarm Clock?

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

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B0i

1. a angrogonous lesbian going to a b0i bar tonight 2. a lesbian, or an androgonous female~ derived from queer culture, now found commo..

Mapo

1. maple oatmeal...the awsome goodness of oatmeal with the awsome addition of maple combines to form the awsome word...mapo...see oatmean....

Epic Muff

1. muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet Oh my god its like a jungle in..

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