German Alarm Clock

What is German Alarm Clock?

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

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German Alarm Clock Edit Meaning