German Alarm Clock

What is German Alarm Clock?

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

See breakfast burrito

Etowah High School

1. Also known as "Ghetto-wah", the school boasts one of the few higschools in middle class America that makes white children mino..

Shaggers Clump

1. patch of hair at the back of ones head that has been missed buy ones hair brush you have been busy this morning, if the shaggers clump ..

Saginaw Fishcake

1. V. To glue a carp onto your shoe, find a smelly old Saginaw crack whore and kick the bitch in the cunt, effectively wedging the fish in..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

German Alarm Clock Edit Meaning