German Crash Test

What is German Crash Test?


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During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)

Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.

See anal, sex, fall, bruise, ass


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