German Earmuffs

What is German Earmuffs?


1.

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

See peter fountain, playing lighthouse, george w. bush, testicles, sucubus

2.

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

See dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, rusty trombone, peter fountain


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