German Log Splitter

What is German Log Splitter?


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When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!

Man 1: Why do you look so sore?

Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.

See german, log, brown, split, genitals


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