German Milkshake

What is German Milkshake?


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The act in which one defecates into a womans mouth, and while still open, dexterously spins around and ejaculates into the victim's mouth. After orgasm, the man uses his still-erect phallus as a "blender" to swirl it around into a nice frothy, foamy german milkshake.

John D- So did the night end up well?

Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.

John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?

Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.

John D- Damn, respect!

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