What is German Padlock?
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A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.
-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...
-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!
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The PENIS. Synonyms: Penis, one eyed snake, one head jack, etc.
My girl went "downtown" to meet ol' one eye...
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A case of insomnia during the summer, usually striking students.
Usually characterized by the following:
-Chronic inability to sleep u..
