German Parachute

What is German Parachute?


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Breaking wind under the covers and quickly trapping your bed-mate in the fog under the blanket. A quicker application of a dutch oven.

My girl has caught on to the dutch oven, so I had to hit her quick with a german parachute on one of my gassier days.

See german, parachute, fart, oven


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