German Roulette

What is German Roulette?

The act of jacking off while spinning in circles rapidly, and shooting a nut somewhere in your house, and leaving it for someone else to find.

Sally: God damnit Ted, why is there semen on the television?

Ted: I was playing German roulette and thats where it landed.

Sally: You're a fuck tard.

See jacking, masturbation, circle, nut, cum, television, roulette, german, kraut, spooge

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