German Sponge Bath

What is German Sponge Bath?

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Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

See sponge, bath, dachshund, clean, henchman
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