German Surfer

What is German Surfer?


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Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.

"I just gave myself a German Surfer."

"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."

Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."

Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"

Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."

See head, dome, blowjob, masturbation, surfing, german, oral sex, fellatio


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