German Surprise

What is German Surprise?


1.

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

See deep throat, blowjob, giving head, swallowing, swallow

2.

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

See deep throat, blowjob, giving head, swallowing, swallow

3.

A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"

See follow through, brown out, shit yourself


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