Germaphobe

What is Germaphobe?


1.

Any person who is obsessed with cleanliness and defeating bacteria. These individuals will turn on faucets with their elbows and hand sanitize on an hourly basis.

ie. Danny Tanner (Full House)

Tiffany was such a germaphobe she wouldn't even eat a skittle off the carpet, though it was well within the ten second rule.

2.

1) Someone who was a genuine phobia of germs and is obsessed with cleanliness.

2) Someone who is scared of German tourists

German) Hallo! Wo ist der Bahnhof bitte

Person A) Arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh a German

Person B) Dude, you're a Germaphobe

See german, phobia, germ, germs, deutsch, germaphobe

3.

A strange affliction to germs which usually causes people to open door knobs with paper towels, yet they have no problem picking their nose and wiping the boogers on the wall over the urinal.

That guy is such a germaphobe...he carries his cell phone in a ziplock bag and dips his toothbrush in salt after he brushes his teeth.

See dirty, weird, gross, scared

4.

Girl meaning: grossed out by giving blow jobs or hand jobs. Also grossed out by the idea of a guy going down on her.

Guy meaning: grossed out about the idea of recieving a blow job or hand job. Doesn't like the idea of going down on a girl.

"I'm such a germaphobe when it comes to guys."

"I'm such a germaphobe, I would never do that!]

See gross, sick, nasty, icky, gag, fab-u-lous


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