What is Geronimouch!?
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What sky-divers yell when they jump out of an airplane at an altitude which is too low to allow their parachutes to open, but too high to keep the sky-divers from becoming the pizza sauce on an upside down parachute pizza.
As Scooter jumped out of the airplane 187 feet above the ground, he yelled, "GeronimOUCH!"
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When you purposely give your own erect penis an indian burn.
I gave myself a GeronimOUCH! so bad, that my cockskin started to split and bleed.
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy p..
