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When a man removes the slimy hair clog and proceeds to wank it using the slimy ball of hair as lubricant.
Thomas was in the shower when..
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a date that goes up in smoke (so bad)
I was really looking forward to eating out with James, but his horrendous table manners made it a..
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red.
T: "What's your favorite color?"
A: "Reheeeeeeyadauh!"
See red, duh, reheeeeeeyadauh, pretty..