What is Gerow?
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One who displays bad comebacks, bad jokes, an ugly face, a bad way with words, a bad knowledge of what's going on, and and bad insults. To sum all of it up, a gerow is hated so much, but is too stupid to kill oneself. Gerows have also been known to worship small people with stupid names like Lord Snaffles. Gerows claim they are meant to serve these people for eternity.
I met such a gerow last night, I felt like slicing my ears off so I didn't have to listen to her horrible jokes
Yesterday I met the Almighty Lord Waffles who was being followed around by some gerow.
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Also, having a retarded expression on your face at all times, or having no balls. Telling someone they suck when you suck more is also an indication of being a gerow. To find out whether the person is truly a gerow, shove a badger up his ass. If he likes it, then his gerowity is confirmed.
Saying I screwed up on purpose is so gerow.
When I poured Sprite on his head, his expression was so gerow.