What is Gerrard's Sock?
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Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.
More commonly, a wank sock.
Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.
Often truncated to -
That Simon, what a sock.
Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -
What a fucking sock.
Or even as an adjective -
What a socking tool.
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1. To throw a huge trantrum.
2. Something old, run down, decrepid.
1. "Mum chucked a total Mr. Reading this morning..."
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An extremely homosexal individual. Very often is the butt of jokes.
Tim bedazzled his pink socks, so he can dress zaffinogay
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A kick ass punk rock/hard rock band from Ballard Washington. go to myspace/anarmyofnone to listen to them.
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