Gerryisms

What is Gerryisms?

Random, low level intellect. Words errantly pieced together that undoubedtly hurt someone's feelings and are commonly perverse or vile.

"If you keep cutting something in half eventually your hand will touch the wall."

"I know I am wrong but that is not the point."

"My grandmother smells like oxygen."

"I don't wipe, don't make fun of me."

Gerryisms cause break ups.

See dumb, simple, gerry, stupid

Zewp

1. Surrogate word for everything and anything. Coincidentally, sounds great. I just zewped. Zewp that, yo. You're a fucking zewpgu..

Eshocd

1. egotisticial sarcastic hyperactive obsessive compulsive disorder...a disorder when a female is pmsing and is bitchy daym she has ESHOC..

Scoothe

1. a word an idiot uses for "soothes" because he can't type.. or for that matter, read. sidenote.. it's a way to cares..

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