What is Gersch?
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Mythical creature, generally resides in Gersch-is-the-Hill, a low-lying fen in deepest darkest Lincolnshire.
Originates from the original Big-G, who spawned all future Gersches.
The Gersch waited for the helpless creatures, hiding in a shadowy corner of the kitchen, lurking beside her deep fat frier. She waited until they were in reach and grasped them by their ears and devoured them, tastelessly, and regurgitated them to be re-eaten.
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