What is Gert?
1.
'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.
'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.
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2.
A Bristolian
Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.
1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you.
2. That was a gert Hippo.
3. Gert lush.
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3.
Big or very
Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.
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4.
another word for the most pimpin thing you've ever seen!
nick: that is the most gert ring ever!
kelli: i know right it is!
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5.
(gurt) v. -ing
the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.
1. oh, please gert me off
2. The girl was gerting me off.
3. i was gerting a man softly.
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6.
Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands
"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"
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7.
A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.
That guy is such a gert.
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