Gert Edit Meaning

1.

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

See Sam

2.

A Bristolian slangword meaning 'Big' or 'Very' etc.

Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.

1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you.

2. That was a gert Hippo.

3. Gert lush.

See big, great, very, Jube

3.

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

See ss

4.

another word for the most pimpin thing you've ever seen!

nick: that is the most gert ring ever!

kelli: i know right it is!

See gert, kelli, nick, ring, ever, yeah, ups, booty, dora, barney, pumpkins, heart, lol, lmfao

5.

(gurt) v. -ing

the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.

1. oh, please gert me off

2. The girl was gerting me off.

3. i was gerting a man softly.

See get, jack, wank, me, off

6.

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

See wife, spouse, girlfriend, skirt

7.

A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.

That guy is such a gert.

See gert, retard, retarded