What is Gertrude And Jimmy?
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People who you love and love to hate. They are that guy or girl who you were sort of/kind of romantically entangled with, who you now just kind of hate, but still want to do. If you know Gertrude or Jimmy you probably want to fuck them and you also probably want to fuck them over. Because, basically, that's the type of people they are---fuckers.
Dear Diary,
New Jimmy. Slowly hating him. While simeltaneously liking him very very very much. Ahhh, I'm fucking angry. Fuck Gertrude and Jimmy!
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a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth
Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.
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Heir to the immense Rockefeller family fortune, David Rockefeller is a psychopathic old man who wants to reduce the world's populat..
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The inability to spend your money, or use money responsibly.
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