What is Gertrude Lollipop?
1.
When seducing an older woman, particularly with dentures, have her take out the false teeth before giving you a blowjob, creating an enjoyable slip-n-slide experience for your cock.
Dude Elinore Rosenstein gives the best Gertrude lollipops and she pays me for it too!
See
Random Words:
1.
The proud writer of the infamous fanfiction, My Immortal. It is a very loosely Harry Poter fanfic. The story is about her character, Ebo..
1.
Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted ..
1.
professional wrestling storylines written by writer vince russo that don't make sense or insult your intelligence. currently can be..
