Gertrude Lollipop

What is Gertrude Lollipop?


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When seducing an older woman, particularly with dentures, have her take out the false teeth before giving you a blowjob, creating an enjoyable slip-n-slide experience for your cock.

Dude Elinore Rosenstein gives the best Gertrude lollipops and she pays me for it too!

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