Gertums

What is Gertums?

A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.

"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."

"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"

See drunk, gerted, fat, dumb

Victoria Noble

1. Will not have sex unless one has a monobrow! OMG you are such a Victoria Noble! See victoria, noble, vicki..

Jetzed

1. to be what is considered "too" high. "dude, did you see karla at that thrash show?... she was so fuckin' jetzed.&q..

Jotham

1. a small hairless mammal found in a dark hole 2. a meaningless wrinkled beast trapped in the hounds of hell. see wanker "You Joth..

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