Gertums

What is Gertums?

A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.

"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."

"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"

See drunk, gerted, fat, dumb

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