Gertums

What is Gertums?

A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.

"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."

"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"

See drunk, gerted, fat, dumb

Toke Bag

1. Slang term for a bag of weed. Kid 1: "Yo man, I need a toke bag!" Kid 2: "No doubt, man." See weed, marijuana, ca..

Lurkinitus

1. Def.1: an illness that you get from MySpace from lurking for one hour or more. Def.2: you are addicted. get your fat assoff MySpace and..

Klugle

1. A rank in the KKK above kleagle, klondyke and kornhole but below kretin. Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise..

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