Gertums

What is Gertums?

A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.

"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."

"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"

See drunk, gerted, fat, dumb

Jameela

1. The best mate a person could ever have. A beautiful and intelligent girl who is always there when she is needed and is loyal, trust wort..

Twaght

1. Alternative spelling of twat, used by people who got bored of the old spelling. Yeah, coz he's such a twaght, inty? See twat, twi..

Pussy Bumping

1. having sexual intercourse what do you think they were doing in bed last night? well a bit of pussy bumping! See screwing, fucking, s..

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