Gertums

What is Gertums?

A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.

"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."

"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"

See drunk, gerted, fat, dumb

Eeeeek!

1. A word people use to show that they are surprised and scared at the same time. John goes to surprise Earl with a fake spider. Earl eee..

Popping The Avocado

1. Equivalent to popping the cherry, except in the ass. "Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?" "No, I'll be p..

Dirty Mcgurg

1. the act of taking a shit into a computer's disk tray and then giving it a gratuitous fucking. I walked into comp sci yesterday and..

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