Gertums

What is Gertums?

A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.

"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."

"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"

See drunk, gerted, fat, dumb

Light Bar Syndrome

1. When high or drunk and you are convinced that you see police lights on most of the cars that pass you. P1: Shit dude a cop! P2: Chill ..

I Me Be A Melon!

1. When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon! man1:"hey have you had your ..

Get Off His Nutz

1. an action in which one person and/or thing is constantly mentioning someone to a point where it annoys the person whom the person is men..

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