Gertums

What is Gertums?

A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.

"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."

"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"

See drunk, gerted, fat, dumb

Omfj

1. I hate that ppl think it's oh my fuckin jonas! Like they are some sort of fuckin gods...wtf it's oh my fuckin jesus! child:OH..

In My Cups

1. "In my cups" means drunk. Yes madam, I am in my cups, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. (Based ..

Dickasaur

1. a totally annoying jerk who you want to call more than just a dick. "Oh my god. He's a total dickasaur for not asking her out..

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