Gertums

What is Gertums?

A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.

"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."

"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"

See drunk, gerted, fat, dumb

Milk

1. The most tasty shit EVER. Although milk comes from cow tits, it's still really good. 2. A liquid that Edward Elric harbors an ex..

Piss Pull The Trigger

1. the act of forcing yourself to spew, and pissing, simultaneously. this is usually done after defeating an ultimate pussy bitch in a bee..

Thumbtack Status

1. another way to say posted or chilling out I'm on thumbtack status See thumb, tack, thumbtack, status, thumbtack status..

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