Gerty

What is Gerty?


1.

1 gerty equals 5.9742 × 1024 kilograms

he must weigh a GERTY!

See fat, big, world, giant, massive

2.

An abbreviation for a dirty old smelly grandma who wears a merkin.

person 1: wanna come to the movies tonight?

person 2: oh man i cant, i've gotta go visit my gerty!

person 1: dude, that's gross.

See grandma, merkin, old, dirty, smelly


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