Get A Towel

What is Get A Towel?


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When the old ladyis ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wifecode for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"

Mmmm, dear, that's nice. Why don't you get a towel?

See put it in, fuck me, do the nasty


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