Get Like A Carpet

What is Get Like A Carpet?

1) Alternative to saying "laid"

2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"

Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

See sex, sexual, intercourse, carpet, horny

Qweer

1. n, v A variation on Queer, meaning "different". Often used to describe anyone non-heterosexual. Can be used in a derogatory s..

Lastertime

1. Any time in the past, from 1 second to millions of years previous. Daddy didn't we walk the dog lastertime? Did the Egyptians bui..

Fash Darndit

1. Another term for "Gosh Darnit" "FASH DARNDIT! Why are the penguins here?!" See gosh darnit, god dammit, dammit, da..

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