Get Like A Carpet

What is Get Like A Carpet?

1) Alternative to saying "laid"

2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"

Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

See sex, sexual, intercourse, carpet, horny

Beat You To Sleep

1. fuck someone so hard they fall asleep Oh baby, when you come over I'm going to beat you to sleep. See sex, fuck, booty call, inte..

Jew's Harp

1. Noun. A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the fin..

Zlotek Buckaroo

1. (the relationship ender) After locking in the "Tebbutt Manoeuver" and wrapping ones legs around your partner, attempt to ride ..

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