Get Like A Carpet

What is Get Like A Carpet?

1) Alternative to saying "laid"

2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"

Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

See sex, sexual, intercourse, carpet, horny

Jigford

1. Male genitalia. The penis. I'ma kick that bastard square in the jigford. See wang, dick, cock, johnson..

Scallops

1. The type of seafood that Samantha burns like. SAMANTHA! YOU'RE BURNING LIKE THE SCALLOPS! See seafood, food, burn, fire, samantha..

Fantab

1. short for fantabulous That show was fantab!..

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