Get Like A Carpet

What is Get Like A Carpet?

1) Alternative to saying "laid"

2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"

Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

See sex, sexual, intercourse, carpet, horny

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