Get Like A Carpet

What is Get Like A Carpet?

1) Alternative to saying "laid"

2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"

Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

See sex, sexual, intercourse, carpet, horny

Land Slide

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Haircist

1. Of, or relating to hating a person and/or someone for their hair color. You are a haircist because you said I can't get a job beca..

18 Years

1. (n) The length of time some woman has control over your assets after you knock her up. She wouldn't get an abortion, so now the bi..

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