Get Like A Carpet

What is Get Like A Carpet?

1) Alternative to saying "laid"

2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"

Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

See sex, sexual, intercourse, carpet, horny

Vasculum

1. A container used to hold dried herbs, such as oregano or marijuana. Also known as a weed container or nug jar. Break out that vasculum ..

Zug

1. The world's only comedy site. I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website. 2. a short, stocky, hairy man with a tiny penis ..

Zackvision

1. completely sneaky and undetected way of looking at boobs; extreme peripheral vision. Guy: "Whoa you got some great zackvision goin..

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