Get Like A Carpet

What is Get Like A Carpet?

1) Alternative to saying "laid"

2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"

Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

See sex, sexual, intercourse, carpet, horny

Ladybating

1. Masturbation done by a female (girl, woman, lady, etc.) Dave: "Where's Sue?" Mike: "She's in her room ladybat..

Not Level

1. Telling serious lies. Completely unable to tell the truth. That girl's so unable to tell the truth, she's not level with any..

Monkey Sprog

1. colloquial term for any of the liquid agents used in motor repairs- grease, oil, hand cleaner etc. ahh shit I got this black monkey spr..

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