Get Like A Carpet

What is Get Like A Carpet?

1) Alternative to saying "laid"

2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"

Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

See sex, sexual, intercourse, carpet, horny

Ziplock Bag

1. A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia. Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag. See bust..

Vubf4e

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Amphetapenis

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