Get Off My Phone

What is Get Off My Phone?


1.

Used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says "OMG DO YEW WATCH 'LOST' LOL!?!?" and you obviously don't.

Then would be a good time to scream "GET OFF MY PHONE".

(NOTE: taken from Glenn Beck's radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)

Friend: "OMGOD LYK I TXTD YU LYK 4TEEN MILLION TIMEZ WHER R U!?!?"

You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

Your mother: "Johnny, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to-"

You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

See glenn beck, fuck off, get lost, gtfo


61

Random Words:

1. The act of mashing ones tittys with anothers palms. ALEX: "My boobs hurt" OTHER: "Why, has Sam been titty mashing?"..
1. A friendly and non-offensive way of calling someone a wanker. Stop being such a jousta! See Nathan..
1. When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effect..
Book Banner