Get Off My Phone

What is Get Off My Phone?


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Used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says "OMG DO YEW WATCH 'LOST' LOL!?!?" and you obviously don't.

Then would be a good time to scream "GET OFF MY PHONE".

(NOTE: taken from Glenn Beck's radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)

Friend: "OMGOD LYK I TXTD YU LYK 4TEEN MILLION TIMEZ WHER R U!?!?"

You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

Your mother: "Johnny, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to-"

You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

See glenn beck, fuck off, get lost, gtfo


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