Get The Monkey

What is Get The Monkey?

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

See screwed, s.o.l., sol, in hot water

Cheplap

1. V. The sound made by the testicles slapping against skin during the act of sex. This is best obtained by doing it doggy style! It could ..

Extreme Bulldozer

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Dana'd

1. To cut a girl's hair short enough to pass for a boy's; much like the 1920's style of bobbying one's hair. Sometimes..

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