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A euphamism for someone who is masturbating.
Every night when I think about Heidi Klum I make the beast with one arm...
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If one consumes too much alcohol, vomits and passes out, but the vomit seems to have disappeared by morning, one has been visited by the..
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a: A name for one's penis.
b: Less commonly, a bladed weapon concealed in one's trousers.
a: My girlfriend was really asking..