What is Gettin The Couch Dirty?


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When you beat your meat and you spill jizm everywhere.

Cory was beatin his meat when his sister surprised him gettin the couch dirty.

See masturbate, beat the meat, choking the chicken, beating off, jack off, hand job, flog the dolphin


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