Gettin Up Edit Meaning

1. A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..

1. sound that an imaginary bird makes Bird: YEARK! Person: Look at that rare bird!..

1. A girl who is always surrounded by guys. If you wanna take it to the next level, she has either slept with or dated all of them. Ex: T..