Getting Awesome

What is Getting Awesome?


1.

Vomiting, esp. while drunk.

Johnny's had a bit too much to drink; he's in the bathroom getting awesome.

2.

When enthusiastically plowing a chick from behind, her face can easily get jammed into the bed/carpet/trunk of your car. Sometimes she will try to tell you "Get off me," but the words will be miraculously muffled - this will sound like she is saying "Get awesome."

So put up your arms, flex, and continue to do what you were doing, hands-free. If there is a mirror nearby, high-five it. This is the American Dream, and you are living it.

I was railing this chick the other night, and I was totally getting awesome like American Psycho. Then I smoked a cigar with general Patton.

See gettin, doin it, awful, doggy style, fuck


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