What is Getting Awesome?
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Vomiting, esp. while drunk.
Johnny's had a bit too much to drink; he's in the bathroom getting awesome.
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When enthusiastically plowing a chick from behind, her face can easily get jammed into the bed/carpet/trunk of your car. Sometimes she will try to tell you "Get off me," but the words will be miraculously muffled - this will sound like she is saying "Get awesome."
So put up your arms, flex, and continue to do what you were doing, hands-free. If there is a mirror nearby, high-five it. This is the American Dream, and you are living it.
I was railing this chick the other night, and I was totally getting awesome like American Psycho. Then I smoked a cigar with general Patton.
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An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.
Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburb..
