Getting Hoched

What is Getting Hoched?


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Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.

I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.

See trophy wife, ball and chain, fugly, double coyote ugly, butterface


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