Getting New Carpet

What is Getting New Carpet?

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

See pubic, hair, privates, dick, cock, grow

Black Monday

1. a.k.a. Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day I got black monday off. See holiday, monday, mlk, african american 2. The day when client..

Zatta

1. Phonetic mutation of the phrase "is that a". Always used in the interrogative. Similar to lemme. Zatta pizza? Lemme have some..

W.w.f.d

1. What Would Farting Do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you..

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