Getting New Carpet

What is Getting New Carpet?

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

See pubic, hair, privates, dick, cock, grow

>=^)

1. Defines one that is happy about doing something evil. Evil Wizard :: Blows up someone's house :: "That was fun! >=^) "..

Billie-joed

1. To get pwnd by a vehicle. If one were to get hit by a car when biking across the highway, they would be Billie-Joed. See hit, vehicle,..

;~;

1. A crying face with shaking lips Person:: I hate you! Me:: Sorreh ;~; See ;~;, ;-;, o.o, n.n, o_o..

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Getting New Carpet Edit Meaning