Getting New Carpet

What is Getting New Carpet?

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

See pubic, hair, privates, dick, cock, grow

Bottle Shover

1. a gay man who shoves bottles up his ass "ohh steve hes such a little bottle shover" See gay, bottle, shover, ass, fag..

Omh

1. "Oh My Head" The person saying that usually means to express his feelings towards the level of stupidity of another person af..

Puddling Out

1. Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever s..

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