Getting New Carpet

What is Getting New Carpet?

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

See pubic, hair, privates, dick, cock, grow

Houndus

1. Questionably homosexual pineapple. It's feasible that the pineapple my male homosexual lover just inserted into my anus has houndu..

Unite

1. To get together as one. A Group of People. Let's All unite as one, to bring down the system!!! See together, clan, one, group, ..

Vomegranate

1. The drink of Champions. A combination of Vodka, Lemonade and Pomegranate Juice that will (after a few) either make you keel over and die..

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Getting New Carpet Edit Meaning