Getting New Carpet

What is Getting New Carpet?

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

See pubic, hair, privates, dick, cock, grow

Fiorio Mans

1. Quality hair care and customer service for woman and men of all ages. One who wears white pants and works at Fiorio. also; can be used..

Sassy Pigeons

1. to be bothered or troubled by a large group of pigeons or to be raped in the middle of a city street by pigeons That happened to me too..

Paedownd

1. To slip a length to a fifteen year old. The word allegedly hails from Scotland. Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND See Jim..

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