Getting New Carpet

What is Getting New Carpet?

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

See pubic, hair, privates, dick, cock, grow

Gramporn

1. Porn featuring the elderly Yo mama so old she gets paid to do gramporn. See porn, elderly, grannyrider, blue hair, old..

Zoonty

1. Zoonty Zune + Tee I. interjection plural: greeting. 1. A greeting you can use to address one of your pals. 2. A greeting you can us..

Baby Stones

1. The dried-out, hardened remains of sperm that collects, along with hair and dirt, at the bottom of the bath drain. Depending on how many..

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