Getting New Carpet

What is Getting New Carpet?

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

See pubic, hair, privates, dick, cock, grow

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