Getting New Carpet

What is Getting New Carpet?

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

See pubic, hair, privates, dick, cock, grow

Amoral

1. Legalized narcotics See: Canadiens It's disgusting that you think that having legalized marijuana is a good thing. See Elitist..

Caripoo

1. The massively urgent need to shit after consuming a highly caffinated beverage from Caribou Coffee. Guy 1: "Dude, I just finished ..

Yassu

1. A yassu is a fancy word for a bike. It also means iguanna egg that is a sweet yassu See Rich..

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