Geurtzed

What is Geurtzed?

1. (n) A failure at life

2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something

3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking

4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking

1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.

2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.

3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.

4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.

See failure, mooch, screwed, done, sucks

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