Geyer's Theory

What is Geyer's Theory?

Function: Noun

Etymology: Hectorian

Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.

The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,

1."3+chair=house"

2."house-chair=3"

3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

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