What is Geyo?
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The roomate you dread-they act how the name sounds...gay-o. they will live on your xbox and never ask for permission, and pester you endlessly while u play it. You will probably be driven to password protect your xbox, a sad sad day indeed. worse comes to worse, hide the powercord, lest the bastard child wakes u up at ungodly hours with the same shitty guitar hero song that he plays over and over. message in a bottle is a good song and all, but come on. 693 times in a row? you douchebag!
most likely, he's fat and/or pudgy, with what is known as "bitch titties." He's the kinda kid who would wear a t-shirt in the water at the beach...you know, the person too ashamed to let their "
his facebook will probably be the most humiliating thing you've ever seen. when u frantically look him up to see who your new roomate is, you will cry to yourself when u see the
in public he will be unbearable. this devil child will act like the shittiest cartoon character u have ever seen-a tribute to sub-"3 stooges" slapstick, the slightest bump in the elevator, scuff on a floor, or other minute daily effect that most normal folks let go will cause a sporadic reaction, generally followed by a cackling enjoyment at his own "humor." at random points in time he will purr...yes, PURR. but not like a normal cat, more like a
also, you know u have a geyo when he tries to act like his ancient ancestorial ninjas, or whatever the fuck gets into his twisted mind....no, you are not athletic, you are not a fighter, sit the fuck down and calm down tubby, go eat a fucking rice crispy treat bastard, rather than scream noises in my face and "karate chop" me. best defense, cold cock his ass in his already punched-in, fucked up looking face.
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apparently, geyos travel in packs...they will bring their loud, obnoxious, and painfully irritating friends to your room at obscene hours of the night or inopportune times. for all we know, they are probably all
don't bring your tv, for they will take it and constantly watch anime. even if u dont, theres no avoiding the loud blaring anime theme music that will resonate in your eardrums until you gouge them out with a plastic spoon. the situation is beyond all hope if the listen to a band called "
you probably find youself in a similar situation as described above. you figure, hey, im better than that, ill just ignore it. the sad thing is, many have tried, but almost all have failed...this asshole will push u to limits u never thought u had. u thought u were a tolerant and accepting person? think again...bitch tits will bring u down faster than the hair falling out of his head onto everything u own. if you have a roomate who has ANY of the the traits listed, get out fast. it may save ur soul.
my new roomate is such a geyo, what a douchebag......
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FUCKER GET OFF THE GOD DAMN XBOX! IF I HEAR MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
...kill me
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a tall black kid that hangs out with queers like shawn coopass and levi
(1)gayo
(2)fago
(3)gayo pass the mayo
(4)gizlar
