Geyser

What is Geyser?


1.

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

See gusher, squirt, cum, climax, juice

2.

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

See angry pirate, angry dragon, sad clown, lombardi slap, mollywhop

3.

1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released

"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"

See Gumba Gumba

4.

someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.

See Your Mom

5.

A bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the dogs bollox.

That geyser just pinched my birds arse.

See B

6.

The sexual act when a male urinates in a female's anus and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the American West

When expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain

"Katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday."

See geyser, sex, water fountain, urinate, pee


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