What is Geyserville?
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AKA geezer-ville, fucking-nothing-to-do-ville.
Tourists are constantly drunk, and coyotes are eating babies.
Some like to call it "Boonfuckalucka".
Person 1: What do you want to do?
Person 2: What the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in fucking Geyserville.
Person 1: POST OFFICE BABY!!!!!
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