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The act of masturbating oneself into a near coma. Blood wanks occur as a result of massive sexual frustration and unobtainable relief. H..
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To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutc..
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Pelicanesian Governor; Pelican World Order Intercontinental Champion; one-third of the baddest triad alive; equipped with dongalong; see..
