Ghaptuous Edit Meaning

1. When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful! I just got ..

1. A mysterious and loyal sentient with herculean strength and agile capabilities to defend or do battle when called upon. Although surrou..

1. The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior. Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..