Ghaptuous Edit Meaning

1. The act of burning someones asshole while they are sleeping and inserting a dildo into it. At the birthday party, someone gave me a rag..

1. 1. A person that no body is friends with that lurks behind a group of friends and adds awkward comments that kill the convorsation. 2. ..

1. Having sufficient accrued corporate pension (usually near retirement age) that you can say & do whatever you like. John told his ma..