Ghaptuous Edit Meaning

1. The act of masturbating into a fish tank while your lover removes hairs from your asshole with a weedwhacker. "Man, I was with thi..

1. A fecal log that is inundated with an abundance of undigested corn. Thus resembling a chocolate coated corn on the cob. Eric had abdomi..

1. Drunk dialing for the 21st century. Sending text messages after drinking too much wine. After several bottles of wine with pals at din..