Ghaptuous Edit Meaning

1. the phenomenon of a man's penis shortening as his stomach sticks our more and more Since he gained 20 pounds he has had a 2 inch l..

1. A way of saying "Internet Porn." Hey Steve, "We need to talk about mastuhbation and innanet pawn."..

1. When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..