Gherkin Edit Meaning

1.

slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles

Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? it was a total gherkin

See Banjo

2.

a baby pickle (1-3 inches). also used as an analogy for a guy's itsy bitsy penis.

His dick was like a like a gherkin.

See chode, schlong, gerkin

3.

A skyscraper in London's main financial district, which has become a very distinctive landmark on the skyline. It is informally known as "The Gherkin", but officially as The Swiss Re Tower, or just Swiss Re, after its principal occupier. It is 180 metres tall, making it the 2nd tallest building in the City of London, and the 6th tallest in London as a whole. The radical (and somewhat phallic) design is by Sir Norman Foster and ex-partner Ken Shuttleworth, and the building was constructed between 2001 and 2004.

"What's that giant glass penis doing in the middle of London?"

"Oh, that's just the Gherkin built by Norman Foster."

See gherkin, london, skyscraper, swiss, re, building, 30, st, mary, axe, tower, 42

4.

The Gherkin is a humble man of Irish descent.

A Gherkin is typically a portly fellow, short in stature and quick to anger, yet hankers to jest and rebuke. Commonly recognised for his fondness for a frigid brew whilst whetting his appetite for the titillating indulgence that is sports.

Historically know for his resentment of the Helmet people (first appeared approximately A.D. 2004), which experts believe to have withdrawn from both our consciousness and physical presence.

Trent: Hey Gherkin, do you want to go to The Corner and have a beer before the footy?

Gherkin: I'm already going there with Ed and Chris to get smashed, so you can fuck right off back to Adelaide you helmet haired fairy fucking poof!!!

See gherkin, poof, helmet, adelaide, irish, brew, beer, sports, indulgence

5.

dick head, said "dirrrrrrrrrrrrk'ed"

sounding like gherkin :)

Borris Johnson is a gherkin

See dick, motherfucker, gay, pratt

6.

The feeling you get when you have to take a huge dumb.

After I got back from P.F. Changs, I got gherkin, and it was awesome.

See feeling, gerkin

7.

To, or the act of feeling yourself up at inappropriate times.

Bengaman: Dude I was totally Gherkin it all over Torra Borra

Sadex: Yeah I noticed, He's got kind of a evangelistic glow

Bengaman: Yeah...that was my doing