What is Gherkin Suicide Times?
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Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)
Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...
Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.
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