What is Ghetto Discount Shopper?
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A person who unreasonably tries to take advantage of promotional offers when shopping or eating out.
Ghetto Discount Shopper: I want my free drink!
Store Manager: Sir, the offer is buy a lunch & get a free drink with the meal.
Ghetto Discount Shopper: Just give me my free drink!!
--or--
GDS: It says save extra 50%!!
Store Manager: Sir, the shirt was already marked down 75% for clearance. That offer is for full-price items only not on sale.
GDS: I want my extra 50% off, NOW!!
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